The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS Node.js package that makes importing great again!
npm install @tariff/tariffInspired by https://github.com/hxu296/tariff
The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS Node.js package that makes importing great again!
TARIFF is a fantastic tool that lets you impose import tariffs on Node.js packages. We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!
!meme
``bashnpm
npm install @tariff/tariff
Usage
This package supports both
and commonjs.For either of them, include a
tariffs.json in the current working directory that specifies the tariff rates in
percentages.`json
{
"package1": 50,
"package2": 100
}
`In this case
will be 50% slower, and package2 will be 100% slower.Add either
--import tariff or --loader tariff to your node command. Currently, the commonjs version does not
support --loader.`bash
using import
node --import @tariff/tariff your-file.jsusing loader
node --loader @tariff/tariff your-file.js
`How It Works
When you import a package that has a tariff:
1. TARIFF measures how long the original import takes
2. TARIFF makes the import take longer based on your tariff percentage
3. TARIFF announces the tariff with a TREMENDOUS message
Example Output
JUST IMPOSED a 50% TARIFF on is-even! Original import took 0.30666700000000446 ms, now takes 0.4600005000000067 ms. American packages are WINNING AGAIN! #MIGA
Because foreign packages have been STEALING our CPU cycles for TOO LONG! It's time to put AMERICA FIRST and make importing FAIR and BALANCED again!
This is a parody package. Use at your own risk. MAKE IMPORTING GREAT AGAIN!