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!quote

How to use this repo

1. npm install hoodrat-node-irc and then npm start

2. Open a new terminal. Press CMD+D three times

3. Run nc localhost 9000` in each terminal instance 🙏

4. Talk to yourself... be kind

5. Use node-irc to build the client-bot #OptimusPrime (just follow the /node_modules/node-irc/node-irc.wiki)

6. Build a simple html gui for the channel for the non-initiated to contact you

7. Cancel your cellphone plan 📱🔥

$3

Thank you to TimBl, Steve Jobs, CERN 'The European Organization for Nuclear Research' (wait... what🚀❓) and Ryan Dahl for their contributions in keeping the little guy in the game.