🇳🇵 JHOLEY-LANG

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JHOLEY-LANG is a satirical toy programming language inspired by Nepali political slang, election drama, and meme culture.

This is NOT a real political tool.

It is a real interpreter written in JavaScript, but the language itself is designed only for fun, learning, and memes.

> ⚠️ DISCLAIMER
> - All names are fictional & parody
> - No real political party, person, or ideology is referenced
> - This project is not political advice
> - Please don’t take anything seriously 😄

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🤔 What is JHOLEY-LANG?

Think of JHOLEY-LANG as:
- A meme version of a programming language
- A fake election simulator
- A fun way to learn how interpreters work
- Content-creator friendly (Reels, TikTok, Twitter)

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✨ Features

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- Variables
- Numbers & strings
- Math operations
- Print statements
- If / Else conditions

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- Fake vote casting
- Vote counting
- Winner declaration
- Breaking news headlines

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- Random political drama generator
- Sarcastic political analysis
- Funny Nepali-style error messages

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🧠 Language Keywords

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| Keyword | Meaning |
|------|--------|
| rakhdinus | declare variable |
| bol | print |
| joddeu | add |
| ghataideu | subtract |
| gunaideu | multiply |
| bhagdeu | divide |

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| Keyword | Meaning |
|------|--------|
| yedi | if |
| bhayena | else |
| thulo | > |
| sano | < |
| barabar | == |

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| Keyword | Meaning |
|------|--------|
| matadan | cast votes |
| gannadeu | count votes |
| samachar | breaking news |
| chillau | loud announcement |

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| Keyword | Meaning |
|------|--------|
| arthabujha | sarcastic political analysis |
| jholeyRandom | random political drama |

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📁 Project Structure

``txt
jholey-lang/
│
├── index.js # CLI entry
├── interpreter.js # JHOLEY-LANG engine
├── package.json
├── README.md
└── examples/
├── arkoExample.jholey
└── election.jholey
`

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🧪 Examples (Learn by Seeing)

Example 1 — Hello JHOLEY

`jholey
bol "Namaste Nepal!"
bol "Election suru bhayo!"
`

Output

`
Namaste Nepal!
Election suru bhayo!
`

Example 2 — Variables & Math

`jholey
rakhdinus koungress = 100
rakhdinus emaley = 120

bol koungress
joddeu koungress emaley
ghataideu emaley koungress
`

Output

`
100
220
20
`

Example 3 — If / Else Condition

`jholey
rakhdinus belun = 200
rakhdinus emaley = 150

yedi belun thulo emaley bol "Independent wave ayo!"
bhayena bol "Purano party balio cha"
`

Output

`
Independent wave ayo!
`

Example 4 — Fake Election Simulation 🗳️

`jholey
rakhdinus koungress = 120
rakhdinus emaley = 150
rakhdinus belun = 200
rakhdinus ghanta = 90

samachar "Matadan suru bhayo!"

matadan koungress 20
matadan emaley 10
matadan belun 50
matadan ghanta 40

gannadeu
`

Possible Output

`
🗞️ BREAKING: Matadan suru bhayo!
🤡 JHOLEY: koungress le 20 vote payo
🤡 JHOLEY: emaley le 10 vote payo
🤡 JHOLEY: belun le 50 vote payo
🤡 JHOLEY: ghanta le 40 vote payo

🗳️ Vote Count:
koungress: 20
emaley: 10
belun: 50
ghanta: 40

🏆 JITYO: belun
`

Example 5 — Chaos Mode 🤡🔥

`jholey
arthabujha belun
jholeyRandom
`

Possible Output

`
🤡 JHOLEY: belun ko arth: Ground weak cha
🤡 JHOLEY: Alliance tutyo re!
`

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🤡 Funny Errors

Wrong syntax

`jholey
rakhdinus x 10
`

Output:

`
🤡 JHOLEY COMPILER: rakhdinus ma '=' chaina
`

Unknown command

`jholey
voteRigging
`

Output:

`
🤡 JHOLEY: Compiler pani jholey bhayo → voteRigging
`

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🚀 Installation

`bash
npm install -g jholey-lang
`

▶️ How to Run

`bash
jholey examples/election.jholey
``

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🎯 Why This Project Exists

- Nepali elections = unlimited memes
- Programming doesn’t have to be boring
- Learning interpreters should be fun
- Perfect for content creation

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🛑 Important Disclaimer

This project is:

❌ NOT real politics

❌ NOT election prediction

❌ NOT affiliated with any organization

It is 100% satire + code.

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📜 License

MIT License — Use it, modify it, meme it — just don’t take it seriously 🤡🇳🇵

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❤️ Final Note

If JHOLEY-LANG made you laugh even once, mission accomplished 😄🔥

PRs, issues, and memes are welcome.