very serious javascripts
npm install loldashvery serious javascripts
play with it here: www.loldash.com
``bash`
npm install loldash
`javascript
import install from "loldash";
install();
`
Array.prototype.eat - returns an empty array
Array.prototype.floppy - removes the last three items of the array and returns the removed items
Array.prototype.fry - adds 325 to every item in the array and returns itself
Array.prototype.ginormous - increases the size of the array to be 2 ^ array.length and returns itself
Array.prototype.lubricant - accepts an integer as a parameter and increase the size of the array to that size and returns itself
Array.prototype.moist - returns a string of generated JavaScript that returns that array. useful if your code is too DRY
Array.prototype.mushyface - randomly adds and subtracts numbers from each number in the array without changing the average number of the array and returns itself
Array.prototype.nope - no operation, just do nothing and returns itself
Array.prototype.pancake - sugar for calling smoosh and fry
Array.prototype.rad - overwrites all the values in the array to be a pretty rad string of hearts, returns itself
Array.prototype.scrunch - cuts the size in half and combines values of items next to each other and returns itself
Array.prototype.smooosh - recursively smooshes an array of arrays into one smooshed (or flattened) array, returns itself
Array.prototype.smoosh - smooshes an array of arrays into one smooshed (or flattened) array, returns itself
Array.prototype.squiggle - shuffles the array and returns itself
Array.prototype.squirt - removes a random item in the array and puts it in the previously accessed array and returns itself
Array.prototype.tickle` - coerces all the items in the array to be a different type or value and returns itself
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