Throw errors with sound effects
npm install sad-trombone   
Throw errors with sound effects
npm install --save sad-trombone
``
var sadTrombone = require('sad-trombone');
sadTrombone.throw('Uh oh');
Using this module actually blows up node on my system (with an OS-level error that says "Illegal instruction: 4") so it's possible this will happen for you as well. Sad trombone!