The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS JavaScript package that makes importing great again!
npm install tariff-nationThe GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS JavaScript package that makes importing great again!
bash
npm install tariff-nationUsage
`typescript
import Tariff from 'tariff-nation';// Set your tariff rates (package_name: percentage)
Tariff.set({
"lodash": 50, // 50% tariff on lodash
"axios": 200, // 200% tariff on axios
"moment": 150 // 150% tariff on moment
});
// Now when you require these packages, they'll be TARIFFED!
require('lodash'); // This will be 50% slower
require('axios'); // This will be 200% slower
`$3
When you import a package that has a tariff:
TARIFF measures how long the original import takes.
TARIFF makes the import take longer based on your tariff percentage.
TARIFF announces the tariff with a TREMENDOUS message.
$3
JUST IMPOSED a 50% TARIFF on lodash! Original import took 45000 us, now takes 67500 us. American packages are WINNING AGAIN! #MIPA`Because foreign packages have been STEALING our CPU cycles for TOO LONG! It's time to put AMERICA FIRST and make importing FAIR and BALANCED again!
This is a parody package. Use at your own risk. MAKE IMPORTING GREAT AGAIN!